Memorable Quotes From The Show!

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Here are some of my favourite Quotes from the show; Xena, Warrior Princess.

More to come...

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Joxer: Joxer The Migthy at your service.
i'm fierce and I have lust for blood!
My nickname is bloody Joxer!
Xena: If you like the site of blood so much, keep talking!

~Callisto~

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You know, There are two kinds of tears.
Tears for those who leave you, and tears for those who never let go.

Gabrielle to Xena in
~The Quest~

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Xena, above all, remember your destiny.
Remember it and figth. Figth to come back.
This world needs you. I need you.

Gabrielle to dead Xena in
~Destiny~

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Xena: I don't have the patience of Gabrielle,
the love of Eli or the serenity of my mentor Lao Ma.
I'm just an angry, ass-kicking...
Krishna: ...Warrior.

~The Way~

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You understand hatred, but you have never given in to it.
you don't know how much I love...That.

Xena to Gabrielle in
~The Price~

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Xena, life is eternal.
It has no beginning and no end.
The loving friends we meet on our journey return to us, time after time.
We never die, because we were never really born.

Gabrielle to Xena in
~Deja Vu All Over Again~

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Terreis: The amazon world is based on truth,
on a womans invidual strength.
Gabrielle: I'm all for that,
I've always considered myself a single-minded person.
Of course, if I got married i'd had to ask my husband if that's ok.
*Terreis glares at her*
Gabrielle: That was a joke!

~Hooves And Harlots~ (I think??!)

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I wanted to betray her.
I gave her everything and it ment nothing to her.
I hated her for loving someone else.
I wanted her to hurt.
I wanted her to be punished.
And I almost got her killed.
Why, my hatred and jealousy almost destroyed my best friend.

Gabrielle in
~Forget Me Not~

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X: Alright, the rules of survival.
Number one, If you can run, run.
Number two, If you can't run, surrender and then run.
Number three, If your outnumbered, let them fight each other while you run.
Number four...
G: Wait...more running?
X: No... Number four is when you talk your way out of it,
and I know you can do that.

~Dreamworker~

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Joxer: I've seen evil and I've changed my ways.
Jet: Bro, If you saw evil, you'd have to change your pants.

~King Of Assassins~

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