IF WOMEN RAN THE WORLD

* Medical research money would be spent on developing new birth control methods for men.

* Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams.

*Men would be forced to purchase overpriced clothes every season.

*Overweight men would be encouraged to wear girdles.

*PMS would be a legitimate defense in court.

*Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity.

*Men would get reputations for sleeping around.

*"Ms. Magazine" would have an annual swimsuit issue featuring scantily clad male models.

*Men who designed women's shoes would be forced to wear them.

*Men would not be allowed to eat gas-producing foods within two hours of bedtime.

*Men would earn 70 cents for every dollar women make.

*Men would learn phrases like: I'm sorry, I love you, You're beautiful, Of course you don't look fat in that outfit, Go to sleep-I'll take care of the baby, etc.

*Men would be judged entirely by their looks, women by their accomplishments.

*Men would pay as much attention to their women as their cars.

*All toilet seats would be nailed down.

*All men would be forced to spend one month in a PMS simulator.

*Men would have their wedding rings permanently attached so they can't pretend to be single.

*For basic training, soldiers would have to take care of a two-year old for six weeks.