"Hawaii or Bust"
One day a blond woman decided to take a trip to Hawaii. She had been planning this trip for about 10 years and was relieved when she finally stepped foot on the plane. She sat down in first class, even though her seat was in coach. A couple minutes later a businessman walked in very tired from the hard day at work. He looked at his ticket and tried to find his seat. When he did he was surprised to see a blond woman in his seat.

He approached her and said, "Excuse me, but you're in my seat."

The woman looked up at him very puzzled and said, "I'm blond, I'm not stupid, and this is my seat."

Even after trying to show the woman that he was right and she was wrong, she would not move. After trying several times to get this confused woman out of his seat, he decided to tell the flight attendant.

He went up to the attendant and said, "Excuse me, sir, this blond lady won't get out of my seat."

The attendant said, "Sir, I have the perfect solution. Every year we get one of these."

The attendant went over to the woman and whispered something in her ear. The woman sprinted to the back of the plane and took a seat. The businessman was amazed and asked what the hell he said to her.

The attendant turned around with a big smile on his face. "I told her that only the back of the plane was going to Hawaii."

"Snow Plow"
A lady was lost in her car in a bad snowstorm. She remembered what her dad had once told her. If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, wait for a snowplow and follow it.

Pretty soon a snowplow came by and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about 45 minutes. Finally the driver of the snowplow got out and asked what she was doing.

She explained that her dad had told her that if she ever got stuck in the snow, to follow a plow.

The driver nodded, and said, "Well I'm through with the Wal-mart lot, now you can follow me over to the K-mart."

"Blonde Hail Stones"
A blonde woman was driving her car home one night when she suddenly found herself in the middle of a really bad hail storm. The hail stones were as big as golf balls and her car gets dented up really bad. The next day she takes it in to a repair shop to have the dents looked at.

The repair guy noticing that she is blonde and quite dingy when she speaks, decides to have some fun and tells her to blow into the tail pipe of the car really hard when she gets home, and that doing this will cause all of the dents to pop out.

When she gets home she starts blowing into the tail pipe as hard as she can, over and over. Just then, her best friend who also is blonde shows up. Her friend sees her blowing into the tail pipe and is quite startled by the action. She blurts out all flippantly, "What are you doing!?"

She tells her the repair guy told her to blow into the tail pipe real hard and the dents would pop out.

Her girlfriend says "Duh! You need to roll up the windows first!"